- I found myself with my usual group of adventurers. I forgot again what we needed to do. - I remember thought, that I had 20 gold pieces. + I found myself with my usual group of adventurers. I forgot again what we needed to do, or what we did last. + I do remember though, that I had 20 gold pieces.
++ We were called from the adventurer's guild to help some dude, I don't remember at this point, he was quite the odd one. +
++ He needed to go to a city to deliver some supplies. We went through a forest, and got ambushed by Goblins. + The goblins were quite weak and there weren't that many. Only about 5 for our group of 5. + I ended up exploding one of them with a firebolt, getting the paladin full of goblin soup. Absolutely disgusting. + He seemed to be okay with it though, even somewhat... happy? Perhaps he thought he was the one that killed it just by looking at it. +
++ After we got rid of the goblins, we continued our way to the city. We got there without any other issues. + On the entrance we were stopped by guards, I tried not to talk as I'm horrible with people. + He asked us to see the cargo, and turns out we had been tricked into carrying illegal goods. + The guards took us to the jail. We were there for about...30 minutes? An hour? + We were taken to see the duke, which was another goofball. In a bad way. + He asked us to go and save his son from bandits, he would let us go if we did it. +
++ My question is simple: + Why do I keep getting into these situations? +
++ Anyways we accepted, because we had no other choice. +
++ Even if we could have just escaped the city afterwards, why would the duke care about some random low life adventurers? He wouldn't. + + We went to a bar to gather information, the paladin started a fight with some guy that escaped through the window. + It was kinda amusing as I didn't ask for any alcohol and the lizard had to pay for the paladin's desaster. + +
++ After that, the lizard and me went to the center of the city, to find our party, but we couldn't find them. + I think someone hit the lizard as he lay on the ground unconscious. I poked him with my staff to wake him up. + But instead dealt some of damage to him. Oops. + My memories after that are a little hazy. +
+ ++ I remember waking up in a field, surrounded by fog, we found a small gnome that had a shack nearby. My team members decided it was a good idea to kill the rats there. + They were the gnome's pets. ...Yeah... + Suddenly a big ass dragon thing with three heads appeared and started attacking us. I believe it was a Hydra. + I don't know how the paladin was able to not die, as the hydra bit him multiple times. + After this, we found ourselves on the ground of a forest, as we were leaving, we got ambushed by an elf, he said he wanted us to go to their city. +
+- For whatever reason we met with a Wood Elf Queen, or leader or something. An elf called "Rigoberto" brought us to her. - She was acting very hostile towards me, even if I was just silent the whole time. I really, really don't care about this whole situation with the races and politics. + For whatever reason we met with a Wood Elf Queen, or leader or something. The elf called "Rigoberto" brought us to her. + She was acting very hostile towards me, even if I was just silent the whole time. + I really, really don't care about this whole situation with the races and politics. I thought she was going to attack us, but she just wanted to kill Rigoberto for... bringing us there? I remember she had a crown of flowers.
- I was the one that needed to talk, because I was the only one that could speak Elvish. + I was the one that was forced to speak though, because I was the only one that knew Elvish. The most annoying part was that she kept looking at me funny like she was mad at me, not like I cared. I just wanted to leave. Bitch was crazy. I didn't even want to be there, why do I keep getting into these situations??? @@ -106,8 +166,10 @@ I think we were looking for a way to get to the bandits camp. To search for the son of a nobleman who had been kidnapped. That's what we told her anyways, and she seemed to buy it. - We left the city after buying an overpriced armor for one of the members of the group. I had to put one of gold, and talk to the shopkeeper. - As again, nobody else knew Elvish. + We left the city after buying an overpriced armor for one of the members of the group. I had to put one of gold, and talk to the overjoyed shopkeeper. + As again, nobody else knew Elvish. + Perhaps we were his first customers in a good while, apparently they don't use metal. +
- I found myself with my usual group of adventurers. + I found myself with a group of adventurers.
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