diff --git a/bot/db_utils.py b/bot/db_utils.py
index 6f8ae28..bf4b25f 100644
--- a/bot/db_utils.py
+++ b/bot/db_utils.py
@@ -37,22 +37,45 @@ def get_random_character() -> Character | None:
         'image_url': chosen['file_id']
     }
 
-
-def get_or_create_user(username: str) -> int:
-    '''Retrieves an ID for a given user, if the user does not exist, it will be
-    created.'''
+def get_player(username: str) -> int:
+    '''Retrieve a player ID by username, or return None if not found.'''
     CURSOR.execute('SELECT id FROM users WHERE username = ?', (username,))
     user = CURSOR.fetchone()
     if user:
         return int(user[0])
 
-    # New user starts with has_rolled = False
+def insert_player(username: str) -> int:
+    '''Insert a new player with default has_rolled = False and return their user ID.'''
     CURSOR.execute(
         'INSERT INTO users (username, has_rolled) VALUES (?, ?)',
         (username, False)
     )
-    user_id = CURSOR.lastrowid
-    return user_id if user_id else 0
+    return CURSOR.lastrowid
+
+def delete_player(username: str) -> bool:
+    '''Permanently deletes a user and all their pulls.'''
+    CURSOR.execute(
+        'SELECT id FROM users WHERE username = ?',
+        (username,)
+    )
+    user = CURSOR.fetchone()
+
+    user_id = user[0]
+
+    # Delete pulls
+    CURSOR.execute(
+        'DELETE FROM pulls WHERE user_id = ?',
+        (user_id,)
+    )
+
+    # Delete user
+    CURSOR.execute(
+        'DELETE FROM users WHERE id = ?',
+        (user_id,)
+    )
+
+    return True
+
 
 
 def insert_character(
diff --git a/bot/response.py b/bot/response.py
index 567962d..bd56f20 100644
--- a/bot/response.py
+++ b/bot/response.py
@@ -1,16 +1,20 @@
 from datetime import datetime, timedelta, timezone
 from typing import TypedDict, Any, List, Dict
-from db_utils import get_or_create_user, insert_pull, get_last_rolled_at, \
+from db_utils import get_player, insert_player, delete_player, insert_pull, get_last_rolled_at, \
         get_random_character
 from add_character import add_character
 from config import GACHA_ROLL_INTERVAL
 from custom_types import BotResponse, ParsedNotification
 
 
-def do_roll(full_user: str) -> BotResponse:
+def do_roll(author: str) -> BotResponse:
     '''Determines whether the user can roll, then pulls a random character'''
-    user_id = get_or_create_user(full_user)
-
+    user_id = get_player(author)
+    if not user_id:
+        return {
+        'message':f'{author} 🛑 You haven’t signed up yet! Use the `signup` command to start playing.',
+        'attachment_urls': None
+        }
     # Get date of user's last roll
     date = get_last_rolled_at(user_id)
 
@@ -36,7 +40,7 @@ def do_roll(full_user: str) -> BotResponse:
                 remaining_duration = f'{duration.seconds} seconds'
 
             return {
-                'message': f'{full_user} ⏱️ Please wait another \
+                'message': f'{author} ⏱️ Please wait another \
 {remaining_duration} before rolling again.',
                 'attachment_urls': None
             }
@@ -45,7 +49,7 @@ def do_roll(full_user: str) -> BotResponse:
 
     if not character:
         return {
-            'message': f'{full_user} Uwaaa... something went wrong! No \
+            'message': f'{author} Uwaaa... something went wrong! No \
 characters found. 😿',
             'attachment_urls': None
         }
@@ -53,11 +57,26 @@ characters found. 😿',
     insert_pull(user_id, character['id'])
     stars = '⭐️' * character['rarity']
     return {
-        'message': f'@{full_user} 🎲 Congrats! You rolled {stars} \
+        'message': f'{author} 🎲 Congrats! You rolled {stars} \
 **{character['name']}**\nShe\'s all yours now~ 💖✨',
         'attachment_urls': [character['image_url']]
     }
 
+def do_signup(author: str) -> BotResponse:
+    '''Registers a new user if they haven’t signed up yet.'''
+    user_id = get_player(author)
+
+    if user_id:
+        return {
+            'message':f'{author} 👀 You’re already signed up! Let the rolling begin~ 🎲',
+            'attachment_urls': None
+        }
+
+    new_user_id = insert_player(author)
+    return {
+            'message': f'{author} ✅ Signed up successfully! Your gacha destiny begins now... ✨ Use the roll command to start!',
+            'attachment_urls': None
+        }
 
 def is_float(val: Any) -> bool:
     '''Returns true if `val` can be converted to a float'''
@@ -69,7 +88,7 @@ def is_float(val: Any) -> bool:
 
 
 def do_create(
-        full_user: str,
+        author: str,
         arguments: List[str],
         note_obj: Dict[str, Any]) -> BotResponse:
     '''Creates a character'''
@@ -79,27 +98,27 @@ def do_create(
 
     if not image_url:
         return {
-            'message': f'{full_user} You need an image to create a character, \
+            'message': f'{author} You need an image to create a character, \
 dumbass.',
             'attachment_urls': None
         }
 
     if len(arguments) != 3:
         return {
-            'message': f'{full_user} Please specify the following attributes \
+            'message': f'{author} Please specify the following attributes \
 in order: name, rarity, drop weighting',
             'attachment_urls': None
         }
 
     if not (arguments[1].isnumeric() and 1 <= int(arguments[1]) <= 5):
         return {
-            'message': f'{full_user} Invalid rarity: \'{arguments[1]}\' must \
+            'message': f'{author} Invalid rarity: \'{arguments[1]}\' must \
 be a number between 1 and 5',
             'attachment_urls': None
         }
     if not (is_float(arguments[2]) and 0.0 < float(arguments[2]) <= 1.0):
         return {
-            'message': f'{full_user} Invalid drop weight: \'{arguments[2]}\' \
+            'message': f'{author} Invalid drop weight: \'{arguments[2]}\' \
 must be a decimal value between 0.0 and 1.0',
             'attachment_urls': None
         }
@@ -111,7 +130,7 @@ must be a decimal value between 0.0 and 1.0',
         image_url=image_url
     )
     return {
-        'message': f'{full_user} Added {arguments[0]}, ID {character_id}.',
+        'message': f'{author} Added {arguments[0]}, ID {character_id}.',
         'attachment_urls': [file_id]
     }
 
@@ -119,17 +138,30 @@ must be a decimal value between 0.0 and 1.0',
 def do_help(author: str) -> BotResponse:
     '''Provides a list of commands that the bot can do.'''
     return {
-        'message': f'{author} Here\'s what I can do:\n\
-- `roll` Pulls a random character.\n\
-- `create <name> <rarity> <weight>` Creates a character using a given image.\n\
-- `help` Shows this message.',
+        'message':f'{author} Here\'s what I can do:\n \
+            - `roll` Pulls a random character.\
+            - `create <name> <rarity> <weight>` Creates a character using a given image.\
+            - `signup` Registers your account.\
+            - `delete_account` Deletes your account.\
+            - `help` Shows this message',
+            'attachment_urls': None
+    }
+            
+def delete_account(author: str) -> BotResponse:
+    return {
+        'message':f'{author} ⚠️ This will permanently delete your account and all your cards.\n'
+        'If you’re sure, reply with `confirm_delete` to proceed.\n\n'
+        '**There is no undo.** Your gacha luck will be lost to the void... 💀✨',
         'attachment_urls': None
+
     }
 
+def confirm_delete(author: str) -> BotResponse:
+    
+    delete_player(author)
 
-def do_signup() -> BotResponse:
     return {
-        'message': '',
+        'message':f'{author} 🧼 Your account and all your cards have been deleted. RIP your gacha history 🕊️✨',
         'attachment_urls': None
     }
 
@@ -142,7 +174,7 @@ def generate_response(notification: ParsedNotification) -> BotResponse | None:
     res: BotResponse | None = None
     # TODO: Check if the user has an account
     author = notification['author']
-    user_id = get_or_create_user(author)
+    user_id = get_player(author)
     command = notification['command']
     # Check if the user is an administrator
     # user_is_administrator = user_is_administrator()
@@ -150,9 +182,11 @@ def generate_response(notification: ParsedNotification) -> BotResponse | None:
     # Unrestricted commands
     match command:
         case 'signup':
-            res = do_signup()
+            res = do_signup(author)
         case 'help':
             res = do_help(author)
+        case 'roll':
+            res = do_roll(author)
         case _:
             pass
 
@@ -161,16 +195,18 @@ def generate_response(notification: ParsedNotification) -> BotResponse | None:
 
     # User commands
     match command:
-        case 'delete_account':
-            pass
-        case 'roll':
-            res = do_roll(author)
         case 'create':
             res = do_create(
                 author,
                 notification['arguments'],
                 notification['note_obj']
             )
+        case 'signup':
+            res = do_signup(author)
+        case 'delete_account':
+            res = delete_account(author)
+        case 'confirm_delete':
+            res = confirm_delete(author)
         case _:
             pass
     # if not user_is_administrator: